General Hospital Two Scoops | 2022 (2024)

General Hospital opinion columns from 2022

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Love a storyline? Want to throw the remote at the screen during others? Our Two Scoops columnists feel the same way. Each week, they provide their own commentary on the action in the Two Scoops column.

January 3, 2022

With another year in the books, it's time to look toward the future. Here are some things our columnist hopes to see on General Hospital in 2022. How about you?

January 10, 2022

Victor's sticky fingers were everywhere, stirring up trouble, but there is a bigger mystery afoot guiding his actions. Could all his seemingly bad deeds be for the greater good? Meanwhile, Tracy returned to Port Charles, bearing the shocking news that Luke Spencer is dead -- and she figured out a closely held secret. It's a new Two Scoops and new beginnings to ring in the New Year.

January 17, 2022

The slap we have been waiting for, the explanation we are still waiting for, and so much more in this week's Two Scoops.

January 24, 2022

Loved ones gathered on the Haunted Star to say goodbye to legendary Luke Spencer, but Helena Cassadine managed to get the last word, and the Ice Princess diamond made an appearance. Is it an ominous portent of what's to come? Liz Masters certainly hopes so, and she's here to explain why in this week's Two Scoops.

January 31, 2022

Drugs and sex cams and fights, oh my! Trunks and babies and handcuffs, oh sigh. It's time to wander off the beaten path and head into the Two Scoops forest.

February 7, 2022

A daring escape, several kidnappings, a counterfeit diamond, and a whole lot of secrets bubbling to the surface made for an exciting week. February Sweeps is here, and things are heating up in Port Charles. It's time to check in with Liz Masters and this week's Two Scoops.

February 14, 2022

The big lie exposed, abandoned babies, late dates, and swirling chaos have left Port Charles in a Valentine's Day frenzy. Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops!

February 21, 2022

Peter is reunited with Maxie, but for how long? Sonny and Carly are on the brink of divorce, Victor's tarot card was a bust, and Liz had a troubling Valentine's Day. It's time for Two Scoops of love on the rocks.

February 28, 2022

Peter is truly dead, Bailey is truly Bailey, Sonny and Carly are truly divorcing, and Sasha is truly buying drugs again. What a whirlwind of a week of truths on GH! Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops.

March 7, 2022

Esme carried out her revenge, but will it backfire? Sasha brought some extra baggage on her romantic getaway with Brando, Nina continued to ride the Excuse Express, and Liz's stalker made a bold move. Love is in the air, but so are a few axes.

March 14, 2022

Ryan is no longer locked in, Esme is doing his bidding, Sasha is popping pills, everyone is talking about Courtney, and the town is abuzz over Bailey Lou. Read all about this and more in this week's not-so-preachy Two Scoops.

March 28, 2022

Revenge p*rn and (fake) pregnancy, arrests and releases, punches and tears, just a typical week in Port Charles. Let's discuss in this week's two scoops.

April 4, 2022

It was a week with a few shocking revelations. Harmony is a killer, but was Neil her only victim? The race is on to take down Esme -- can she continue to remain a step ahead, or will her evil ways finally catch up with her? Let's jump right into this week's Two Scoops.

April 11, 2022

Fake mustaches, bloody paintings, French Polynesia, stock sales, blackmail, and bombshells -- what a week it has been in Port Charles! Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops

April 18, 2022

It was an exciting week with a blackmail scheme turned deadly, a family battle turning nasty, and several secret plots unfolding. Love, honor, and trust mean little when most live by the creed of do as I say, not as I do. Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops of soapy double standards.

April 25, 2022

Setting fires in a friend's fireplace, floating bodies, getting knocked out by giraffe statues... it's been a loopy week in Port Charles. Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops.

May 2, 2022

Buckle up! May Sweeps is fast approaching, and things are gearing up to be quite bumpy for many of our favorites. Murderous mothers, duplicitous dads, troubled teens, and crashing cars are just a few of the things discussed in this week's Two Scoops of soapy shenanigans.

May 9, 2022

Harmony's dead, Willow's an orphan, Nina is clueless, Carly is kind to a killer, Liz is dry, and all sorts of other confusing circ*mstances to discuss in this Sweeps week GH Two Scoops.

May 16, 2022

Liz met with a medium -- and a dark presence, Willow's life was turned upside down as Nina made plans to go for the jugular, and Ryan and Esme plotted against their enemies. A dark presence is in Port Charles, and lives are about to change.

May 23, 2022

Are you team Michael or team Nina? Can you be both? Can you want Nina to pay for her sins but also want Michael to lose his battle to destroy his father? Liz has an alter ego, but we haven't met her yet. Is she sassy? Is she psycho? So many questions to discuss in this week's two scoops!

May 30, 2022

Liz checked into Shadybrook, Sonny took the stand, and Michael revisited Claudia Zacchara's death. Sweeps is in full swing, and wicked deeds are front and center in this week's Two Scoops.

June 6, 2022

The verdict is in, and so are the results of the DNA test. It was a week of winners, losers, and everything in between. Liz Masters is back with Two Scoops of tainted love and lonely hearts.

June 13, 2022

Michael is on a mission to take down the house that Sonny built, Britt just can't catch a break, Nikolas wants a divorce, and Ryan is disappointed in Esme. It's Two Scoops of sins and secret alliances.

June 20, 2022

Has Michael gone too far already with his plans to destroy Sonny, and can he stop himself? Can Esme be redeemed, and should she be? Can Elizabeth rescue herself without another man's help? Where have all the Spencers gone? Plus, Everybody Hates Sonny! Let's discuss these and other goings-on in Port Charles in this week's Two Scoops!

June 27, 2022

Liz Masters checks in to take the pulse of GH's current storylines in this special edition of Two Scoops. Is GH headed in the right direction, or is there room for improvement? Let's find out.

July 4, 2022

Carly lost everything, friendships triumph over romances, Ned and Valentin trumped Michael and Drew, and the teen sleuths are closing in on Esme. Join us as we discuss in this week's Two Scoops

July 11, 2022

Will Valentin reveal what Victor is up to or risk losing Anna because of his lies? Is Michael and Willow's celebration about to come to a screeching halt? And is Elizabeth about to lose any progress she made by springing herself from Shadybrook? Trouble is brewing, and secret plots are unfolding. Liz Masters is back with Two Scoops of love and intrigue, Port Charles style.

July 18, 2022

Nina has everything, Carly has nothing, and Sonny is getting annoyed. Trina's trial begins, and Esme is still lying. How will it all unfold? Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops

July 25, 2022

Is Trina doomed to pay for Esme's dirty deeds? Should Willow tell Michael about T.J.'s concerns? Now that Carly rejected Nina's gift horse, what's next ­ a little payback? It's time for Two Scoops of truth and consequences.

August 1, 2022

Nikolas confessed, Spencer testified, Ava is enraged, and Esme is the cause of it all. Let's discuss this week's shocking happenings in Two Scoops

August 8, 2022

Will Nikolas' attempt to protect Ava save his marriage? What secrets will Felicia uncover when she goes digging into Esme's past? How long will Willow keep Michael in the dark, and will Finn shed some light on what's haunting Liz? Love might bring people together, but it's the secrets and lies that truly bind in Port Charles.

August 15, 2022

Doctors and cops committing crimes, dead heroines have secret kids who lived in barns, no one is getting it on, and so much more in this week's Two Scoops

August 22, 2022

Trina finally has her freedom, and some rough beast from Elizabeth's past, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Port Charles to be born.

August 29, 2022

Exposed secrets, flowing tears, love potions, slammed doors, grills on fire, and fishing hooks catching Ava in the gut! It was a wild week in Port Charles. Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops!

September 5, 2022

A would-be killer is on the loose. Will Ava be the first of many to fall victim to a killer with a deadly hook? Who could the culprit be? Liz Masters is back with Two Scoops of mystery and murder most foul.

September 12, 2022

Nelle invaded everyone's dreams, Spencer is behind bars, Ava is being guarded by Sonny, and there was a catfight at the graveyard. Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops

September 19, 2022

Big things are happening in Port Charles as terror stalks the good citizens of our beloved seaside town. Will Brando survive? Who will next fall victim to the barbed hook? Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops.

September 26, 2022

The Hook is on the prowl again, looking for another victim. Lucy is about to be seduced at sea, Liz is sketching someone she shouldn't know, and Chase is rocking the Savoy

October 3, 2022

Everyone is hooked on a feeling, and some are in deeper than others. Will the killer be caught, or will another victim be felled? Which couples have what it takes to go the distance, and which are doomed to crash and burn? It's time to get in your feels and get hooked on the Two Scoops commentary.

October 10, 2022

Things are heating up in Port Charles, as Esme resurfaced and the hook-wielding killer struck again. Is Esme a killer or just diabolical? Will Nina follow through on her unspoken threat to Willow? With November sweeps around the corner, anything is possible, so brace yourself for Two Scoops of Hook-tober creeps.

October 17, 2022

Nikolas turned the tables on Esme, but what's his next move? Could the sudden baby boom spell doom for one mother down the road? Oz is dead, but are we any closer to uncovering the identity of the killer? Let's get hooked on this week's Two Scoops of chills and thrills.

October 24, 2022

Lucy disappears, Holly returns, Carly has a beach day, Robert has two babes flirting with him, Anna gets framed, Cyrus is reformed, Nina won't go away, and so much more on this week's GH. Let's discuss it all in this week's Two Scoops

October 31, 2022

The writers are ramping things up and giving us cliffhangers that are absolute gems. Is Victor plotting world domination again? Is Britt's diamond necklace the Ice Princess in disguise? Will Trina be able to get Spencer out of her system before she loses Rory? Let's discuss in this week's Two Scoops of Sweeps.

November 7, 2022

X+Y = Crazy in Port Charles this week. There were swirling backstories, shocking revelations, BLT-loving psychos, blackmail, and mayhem on General Hospital this week. Let's unpack the madness in Two Scoops.

November 14, 2022

Was Nikolas the latest victim of the Hook or a copycat? Will Josslyn end things with Cameron before she gives in to temptation with Dex? Are Jeff and Carolyn still harboring secrets? It's time for Two Scoops of good -- and cruel -- intentions with lasting consequences.

November 21, 2022

Masks and mayhem, bedbugs and gunshots, temp replacements and beloved vets -- we have so much to discuss in the week's Two Scoops

November 28, 2022

Lies, lies, lies. Everyone is lying these days -- some for the greater good, others for nefarious reasons. A few are doing it out of a sense of self-preservation, and one or two are simply delusional. It's time to talk turkey in this week's Two Scoops.

December 5, 2022

It's holiday time in Port Charles, the time of year when you want to curl up on the floor near a roaring fire. A time when loved ones gather together around the table. A time when even grinches see their hearts grow three sizes. But not everything can be wrapped up neatly in a little bow. Some things need to be exchanged. So, look for your gift receipts as we head into this mostly festive Two Scoops column.

December 12, 2022

It's Christmastime in Port Charles, but there is no rest for the wicked. Esme plotted an escape from her ivory tower, Heather and Ryan dropped bombshells, and Valentin and Anna went on the run from Victor's long evil reach. It's time for Two Scoops of naughty with Liz Masters.

December 19, 2022

As we get older, our holiday wants change. Willow wants to find her mom, fans want a Sprina kiss under the mistletoe, Nikolas wants a divorce, the PCPD really wants to wrap up the Hook killings, and Elizabeth is not having a miracle baby. They're gifts you can't find in the mall, and one size doesn't fit all, but in Two Scoops, none of that matters.

December 26, 2022

As 2022 draws to a close, it's time to look back on the year that was, and all the hits and misses. First up, Liz Masters checks in with her favorite and not-so-favorite moments in this special Two Scoops of naughty and nice.